#2 Dad
$20.00 – $100.00#2 Dad.
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30 Day Diet
$20.00 – $100.00I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days.
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31 Flavors Minus 30
$20.00 – $100.00Storefront sign reads: ‘Al’s Ice Cream, 31 Flavors’
fine print underneath reads ‘Minus 30’
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3X Absorbent Kitty Litter
$20.00 – $100.00Cat is sinking into litterbox. There is a bag next to him labeled extra extra extra absorbent kitty litter.
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401 Que Pasa
$20.00 – $100.00When the company announced that they’re gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like ‘401 que pasa?‘
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6 Millisecond Abs
$20.00 – $100.00Okay, ready to begin the workout? And…Finished. Good Job! 6 Millisecond Abs
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666 Scalp
$20.00 – $100.00What’s this mark on your scalp…666?… There’s always something you don’t want to find out about yourself.
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A Dash of Panic
$20.00 – $100.00A couple sit at dinner as the husband who prepared the meal admits, “My secret ingredient is a dash of panic.”
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A Little Off The Top, Please
$20.00 – $100.00A hair salon customer with extremely high hair asks for a little off the top.
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A Number of Skills
$20.00 – $100.00A job applicant is interviewing and gets mixed up about the difference between letters and numbers.
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A Side of Crisis
$20.00 – $100.00“Would you like your coffee with a side of existential crisis of just a sprinkle of extra foam?”
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Abandoned Data Storage
$20.00 – $100.00Okay, here’s an abandoned storage locker with some random data that may or may not be useful. We’ll start the bidding at $50…
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Abduction Therapy
$20.00 – $100.00Things haven’t been the same since the alien abduction…Marriage Counselor
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Acme Adhesive Corp.
$20.00 – $100.00Man sitting at desk at Acme Adhesive Corp. with papers stuck all over him.
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Acrophobia Airways
$20.00 – $100.00Airplane with Acrophobia Airways logo on it is driving on the road.
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Activation Key to the City
$20.00 – $100.00For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!
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