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  • #2 Dad

    #2 Dad

    $20.00 – $100.00

    #2 Dad.

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  • 30 Day Diet

    30 Day Diet

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days.

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  • 31 Flavors Minus 30

    31 Flavors Minus 30

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Storefront sign reads: ‘Al’s Ice Cream, 31 Flavors’

    fine print underneath reads ‘Minus 30’

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  • 361 Day Recovery Period

    361 Day Recovery Period

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “I’d like to request a four day work schedule. I need the other 361 days to recover from this place.”

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  • 3D Printer Chart

    3D Printer Chart

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I accidentally sent this week’s data charts to the 3-D printer.

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  • 3X Absorbent Kitty Litter

    3X Absorbent Kitty Litter

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Cat is sinking into litterbox. There is a bag next to him labeled extra extra extra absorbent kitty litter.

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  • 401 Que Pasa

    401 Que Pasa

    $20.00 – $100.00

    When the company announced that they’re gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like ‘401 que pasa?‘

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  • 6 Millisecond Abs

    6 Millisecond Abs

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Okay, ready to begin the workout? And…Finished. Good Job!  6 Millisecond Abs

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  • 666 Scalp

    666 Scalp

    $20.00 – $100.00

    What’s this mark on your scalp…666?… There’s always something you don’t want to find out about yourself.

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  • A Dash of Panic

    A Dash of Panic

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A couple sit at dinner as the husband who prepared the meal admits, “My secret ingredient is a dash of panic.”

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  • A Little Off The Top, Please

    A Little Off The Top, Please

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A hair salon customer with extremely high hair asks for a little off the top.

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  • A Number of Skills

    A Number of Skills

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A job applicant is interviewing and gets mixed up about the difference between letters and numbers.

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  • A Side of Crisis

    A Side of Crisis

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Would you like your coffee with a side of existential crisis of just a sprinkle of extra foam?”

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  • AAARP

    AAARP

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Phyllis unwittingly calls AAARP instead of AAA.

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  • Abandoned Data Storage

    Abandoned Data Storage

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Okay, here’s an abandoned storage locker with some random data that may or may not be useful. We’ll start the bidding at $50…

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  • Abduction Therapy

    Abduction Therapy

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Things haven’t been the same since the alien abduction…Marriage Counselor

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  • Acme Adhesive Corp.

    Acme Adhesive Corp.

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man sitting at desk at Acme Adhesive Corp. with papers stuck all over him.

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  • Acrophobia Airways

    Acrophobia Airways

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Airplane with Acrophobia Airways logo on it is driving on the road.

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  • Activation Key to the City

    Activation Key to the City

    $20.00 – $100.00

    For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!

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