Assorted Arms
$20.00 – $100.00Vending machine for assorted arms befuddles man with no arms.
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Atlas Bowled
$20.00 – $100.00Oh great. Here comes Atlas- Mr. Bowling Champ!
Hey, guys, can I join in for a quick game?
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Attack Drone Dog
$20.00 – $100.00Dog with a drone jet pack on is attacking a drone delivering the mail.
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Audi 5000 Box
$20.00 – $100.00A hip-hop office guy sits at his desk with desk trays that read ‘In’ and ‘Audi 5000.’
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Autotune Voices
$20.00 – $100.00Heeeeey Phiiiiiiiiiil! Whaaaaaaeeeuuuut’s Up, Home Booooooyy!? The voices in Phil’s head start using autotune.
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B-Negative Blood
$20.00 – $100.00“The lab results came back … looks like your blood type is B-negative.”
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Baby Car
$20.00 – $100.00Car in a basket on a doorstep with a note on it that reads ‘Please take care of my baby.’
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Back-Stabbing Skank
$20.00 – $100.00Oh, hey, Rhonda, whatcha doin’?
Learning how to speak your language.
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Backseat Psychopath Safety
$20.00 – $100.00“Whoa – you’re not murdering anybody today until you get your seat belt on, Mister Backseat Psychopath!”
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Bad Gilbert
$20.00 – $100.00Look at it, son.. LOOK AT IT! When Gilbert was bad his parents made him face the corner, when he was really bad they made him face the world.
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Bad Habits Patient
$20.00 – $100.00If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you’ll be in as good a shape as you’ve never been.
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