Abduction Therapy
$20.00 – $100.00Things haven’t been the same since the alien abduction…Marriage Counselor
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Things haven’t been the same since the alien abduction…Marriage Counselor
A member of the Reverse Psychology Alliance practices his tactics.
Man looking confused at a blank art canvas in museum. Another man looks at a question mark painting but is thinking nothing.
Heeeeey Phiiiiiiiiiil! Whaaaaaaeeeuuuut’s Up, Home Booooooyy!? The voices in Phil’s head start using autotune.
That doctor is an idiot and I’m getting nothing out of these visits! Look forward to coming back next week!
How long have you felt stranded? This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I sent for help.
AAAAGH!!! I can’t stand this enclosed space… yet, I can’t quite come out, either…
Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it’s like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we’ve placed her in a darkened studio…
A woman with a doormat on her asks her psychiatrist why people walk all over her.
How frequently are you hallucinating, Mr. Jenkins?
Good afternoon, Mr. Jenkins.
Boy, the weather sure is nice today, eh, Gavin?
The voices in gavin’s head migrate to his elbow.
Felix was finally relaxed. He was finally, really, and truly in touch with himself. Then he suddenly remembered how his catholic school nun said that was evil.
It wasn’t the voices in his head that bothered Stanley so much as it was the thick, foreign accent that he couldn’t understand.
Being an extreme germaphobe, Philip tended to startle people when he met them.