Germaphobe Greetings
$20.00 – $100.00Being an extreme germaphobe, Philip tended to startle people when he met them.
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Hearing Voices of Reason
$20.00 – $100.00“Have you considered the fact that the voices you keep hearing are trying to reason with you?”
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Imaginary Chastisers
$20.00 – $100.00All of Anthony’s imaginary friends would frequently make fun of him for existing.
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Imaginary Strangers
$20.00 – $100.00Anton’s imaginary friend was always stopping and giving directions to imaginary strangers.
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Inner Phone Scroller
$20.00 – $100.00“I did finally get in touch with my inner child but he just kept scrolling on his phone.”
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Internet Addiction Email
$20.00 – $100.00Okay … everything looks good on your contact information … oh, wait! We need your email address!
Internet addiction therapy clinic
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Introduction Addicts
$20.00 – $100.00Hello, my name is Bill and I’ve been– AAAARGH! I did it again!
Introduction addicts anonymous
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Out Of Mind
$20.00 – $100.00Two men wearing shirts: ‘Out of body, back in 15 minutes’
‘Out of mind, I won’t be back’
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Pixelated Problems
$20.00 – $100.00A psychiatry patient with a pixelated face laments to his therapist, “People seem to have a hard time getting to know me…”
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Procrastinating Patient
$20.00 – $100.00Mr. Swanson, our session ended fifteen minutes ago, will you please leave?…
I know, just give me a minute!
Procrastination therapy clinic