Germaphobe Greetings
$20.00 – $100.00Being an extreme germaphobe, Philip tended to startle people when he met them.
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Being an extreme germaphobe, Philip tended to startle people when he met them.
“Have you considered the fact that the voices you keep hearing are trying to reason with you?”
All of Anthony’s imaginary friends would frequently make fun of him for existing.
Anton’s imaginary friend was always stopping and giving directions to imaginary strangers.
“I did finally get in touch with my inner child but he just kept scrolling on his phone.”
Okay … everything looks good on your contact information … oh, wait! We need your email address!
Internet addiction therapy clinic
Hello, my name is Bill and I’ve been– AAAARGH! I did it again!
Introduction addicts anonymous
Two men wearing shirts: ‘Out of body, back in 15 minutes’
‘Out of mind, I won’t be back’
A psychiatry patient with a pixelated face laments to his therapist, “People seem to have a hard time getting to know me…”
Mr. Swanson, our session ended fifteen minutes ago, will you please leave?…
I know, just give me a minute!
Procrastination therapy clinic