Sadomasochist Witch Doctor
$20.00 – $100.00
Sado-Masochist witch doctors.
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Santa Therapy
$20.00 – $100.00After you’re done telling me what you want for christmas, why don’t you lie down over there and tell me why you think you need all those things. Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.
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Schrodinger Cat Video
$20.00 – $100.00Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen. Schrodinger’s cat video.
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Side Effect Voices
$20.00 – $100.00The voices from my prescription side effects say you should consider lowering the dosage.
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Sitting Disorder Syndrome
$20.00 – $100.00Patients in waiting room of sitting disorder clinic don’t know how to sit down in waiting room chairs.
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Syntactically Challenged
$20.00 – $100.00Store front window writing says ‘Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged.’ Store hours sign hanging in the window says ‘We’re In Open Come.’
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Teepee Rental
$20.00 – $100.00Teepee for rent sign has tear-off tags with a smoke signal instead of a phone number.
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Tripolar Disorder
$20.00 – $100.00My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder.
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USA Yesterday
$20.00 – $100.00Man is reading USA Yesterday newspaper in procrastination therapy clinic.
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Vertigo Therapy Clinic
$20.00 – $100.00People dizzily falling over after leaving revolving door of vertigo therapy clinic building.
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Voicemail Voices
$20.00 – $100.00The voices in Preston’s head preferred leaving voicemail messages.
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Wisdom For A Swipe
$20.00 – $100.00A man is sitting by a credit card reader and a sign that reads: ‘A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting Visa and Mastercard.’
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Xanax Therapy
$20.00 – $100.00You gotta help me, Doc! I keep seeing palindromes and it freaks me out!!!
I’m gonna prescribe you Xanax.