361 Day Recovery Period
$20.00 – $100.00“I’d like to request a four day work schedule. I need the other 361 days to recover from this place.”
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“I’d like to request a four day work schedule. I need the other 361 days to recover from this place.”
When the company announced that they’re gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like ‘401 que pasa?‘
A job applicant is interviewing and gets mixed up about the difference between letters and numbers.
Man sitting at desk at Acme Adhesive Corp. with papers stuck all over him.
A man slides out of an airline company building on a giant inflatable airplane slide for his exit interview with the company.
Man shopping in toy store sees box labeled “Angry boss with no patience. Go ahead…try me!
A cartoon featuring a man sitting at his office desk lamenting to a coworker, “I used to worry about artificial intelligence taking my job, but then I realized there’s nothing intelligent about what I do…”
Oh, hey, Rhonda, whatcha doin’?
Learning how to speak your language.
Let’s see here … fifteen guys in the hospital … you gave seventeen black eyes, twelve fat lips, five broken bones, thirty-two concussions, and ten bloody noses … impressive, Mr. Simmons, impressive.
A few years later David is diagnosed with Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome.
Will work for FOOD**. *By “WORK” I mean do nothing. **By “FOOD” I mean cash.
“It says here on your resume that you can type 472 words per minute but it’s all accidental gibberish.”