Celebration Help Desk
$20.00 – $100.00Man on the phone in his office, automated system says, ‘Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three…’
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Man on the phone in his office, automated system says, ‘Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three…’
After the circus went under we decided to go into business for ourselves.
Caution construction workers standing around and drinking coffee, next mile.
This new water cooler streamlines the gossip process – we get all the numbers and none of the fluff. The R.O.I. just sky rocketed!
Whoa!!! I’ve got a really weird feeling I’ve worked at this crappy job before!
Vincent has a sudden bout of Dayjob Vu.
Mr. Bennett, I’m calling regarding the job you applied for with us. It turns out a desk job just opened up! so when can you start?
‘Certificate of excellence in achieving certificates’ certificate, surrounded by many other certificates hanging on office wall.
Perkins, I didn’t get where I am today without taking a few risks.
I always thought the expression “the road to success is paved with failure” was just a random saying and now the literal truth… *sigh*
An office worker and the boss are both thinking of ways to look busy at work, when in reality, they aren’t really doing anything productive.
Good news, Janitor Guy! I’m promoting you to the CEO of the company! There’s nobody I more qualified I could think of to defend us against those bogus federal charges!
We need workers who can bend in many different positions.
No, no, no! I said flexible workers… We need some flexible workers!
Surreal image of a fold-out ironing board in front of a fold-out maid who is ironing.