361 Day Recovery Period
$20.00 – $100.00“I’d like to request a four day work schedule. I need the other 361 days to recover from this place.”
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401 Que Pasa
$20.00 – $100.00When the company announced that they’re gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like ‘401 que pasa?‘
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A Number of Skills
$20.00 – $100.00A job applicant is interviewing and gets mixed up about the difference between letters and numbers.
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Acme Adhesive Corp.
$20.00 – $100.00Man sitting at desk at Acme Adhesive Corp. with papers stuck all over him.
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Airline Exit Interview
$20.00 – $100.00A man slides out of an airline company building on a giant inflatable airplane slide for his exit interview with the company.
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Angry Boss
$20.00 – $100.00Man shopping in toy store sees box labeled “Angry boss with no patience. Go ahead…try me!
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Back-Stabbing Skank
$20.00 – $100.00Oh, hey, Rhonda, whatcha doin’?
Learning how to speak your language.
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Bar Bouncer Resumes
$20.00 – $100.00Let’s see here … fifteen guys in the hospital … you gave seventeen black eyes, twelve fat lips, five broken bones, thirty-two concussions, and ten bloody noses … impressive, Mr. Simmons, impressive.
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Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
$20.00 – $100.00A few years later David is diagnosed with Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome.
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Cash For Nothing
$20.00 – $100.00Will work for FOOD**. *By “WORK” I mean do nothing. **By “FOOD” I mean cash.
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Cat Word Skills
$20.00 – $100.00“It says here on your resume that you can type 472 words per minute but it’s all accidental gibberish.”
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Celebration Help Desk
$20.00 – $100.00Man on the phone in his office, automated system says, ‘Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three…’