• 361 Day Recovery Period

    361 Day Recovery Period

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “I’d like to request a four day work schedule. I need the other 361 days to recover from this place.”

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  • 401 Que Pasa

    401 Que Pasa

    $20.00 – $100.00

    When the company announced that they’re gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like ‘401 que pasa?‘

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  • A Number of Skills

    A Number of Skills

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A job applicant is interviewing and gets mixed up about the difference between letters and numbers.

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  • Acme Adhesive Corp.

    Acme Adhesive Corp.

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man sitting at desk at Acme Adhesive Corp. with papers stuck all over him.

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  • Afro Trim

    Afro Trim

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Hair stylist is using hedge trimmer to cut a man’s very large afro.

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  • Airline Exit Interview

    Airline Exit Interview

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A man slides out of an airline company building on a giant inflatable airplane slide for his exit interview with the company.

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  • Angry Boss

    Angry Boss

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man shopping in toy store sees box labeled “Angry boss with no patience. Go ahead…try me!

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  • Artificial Unintelligence

    Artificial Unintelligence

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A cartoon featuring a man sitting at his office desk lamenting to a coworker, “I used to worry about artificial intelligence taking my job, but then I realized there’s nothing intelligent about what I do…”

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  • Auditioner Auditions

    Auditioner Auditions

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Auditioner Auditions

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  • Automated Love Affair

    Automated Love Affair

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A man has an affair with a robot at his job.

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  • Automated Sisyphus

    Automated Sisyphus

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A cartoon depiction of the mythological character Sisyphus reclining, relaxed at the base of the mountain, while a humanoid robot pushes the rock up the mountainside.

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  • Back-Stabbing Skank

    Back-Stabbing Skank

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Oh, hey, Rhonda, whatcha doin’?

    Learning how to speak your language.

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  • Bar Bouncer Resumes

    Bar Bouncer Resumes

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Let’s see here … fifteen guys in the hospital … you gave seventeen black eyes, twelve fat lips, five broken bones, thirty-two concussions, and ten bloody noses … impressive, Mr. Simmons, impressive.

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  • Bitcoin Beggar

    Bitcoin Beggar

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Will work for bitcoin.

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  • Brutal IT Budget Cuts

    Brutal IT Budget Cuts

    $20.00 – $100.00

    These cuts to the IT budget have been brutal, huh?

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  • Butthead Office

    Butthead Office

    $20.00 – $100.00

    All right, who’s been sitting on the copier again?

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  • Carpal Funnel Syndrome

    Carpal Funnel Syndrome

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Bubba gets Carpal Funnel Syndrome.

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  • Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

    Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A few years later David is diagnosed with Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome.

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  • Cash For Nothing

    Cash For Nothing

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Will work for FOOD**.  *By “WORK” I mean do nothing.  **By “FOOD” I mean cash.

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  • Cat Word Skills

    Cat Word Skills

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “It says here on your resume that you can type 472 words per minute but it’s all accidental gibberish.”

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