361 Day Recovery Period
$20.00 – $100.00“I’d like to request a four day work schedule. I need the other 361 days to recover from this place.”
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“I’d like to request a four day work schedule. I need the other 361 days to recover from this place.”
When the company announced that they’re gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like ‘401 que pasa?‘
A job applicant is interviewing and gets mixed up about the difference between letters and numbers.
Man sitting at desk at Acme Adhesive Corp. with papers stuck all over him.
A man slides out of an airline company building on a giant inflatable airplane slide for his exit interview with the company.
Man shopping in toy store sees box labeled “Angry boss with no patience. Go ahead…try me!
Oh, hey, Rhonda, whatcha doin’?
Learning how to speak your language.
Let’s see here … fifteen guys in the hospital … you gave seventeen black eyes, twelve fat lips, five broken bones, thirty-two concussions, and ten bloody noses … impressive, Mr. Simmons, impressive.
A few years later David is diagnosed with Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome.
Will work for FOOD**. *By “WORK” I mean do nothing. **By “FOOD” I mean cash.
“It says here on your resume that you can type 472 words per minute but it’s all accidental gibberish.”
Man on the phone in his office, automated system says, ‘Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three…’