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  • 361 Day Recovery Period

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “I’d like to request a four day work schedule. I need the other 361 days to recover from this place.”

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  • A Number of Skills

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A job applicant is interviewing and gets mixed up about the difference between letters and numbers.

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  • Artificial Unintelligence

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A cartoon featuring a man sitting at his office desk lamenting to a coworker, “I used to worry about artificial intelligence taking my job, but then I realized there’s nothing intelligent about what I do…”

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  • Auditioner Auditions

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Auditioner Auditions

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  • Automated Love Affair

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A man has an affair with a robot at his job.

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  • Back-Stabbing Skank

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Oh, hey, Rhonda, whatcha doin’?

    Learning how to speak your language.

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  • Bar Bouncer Resumes

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Let’s see here … fifteen guys in the hospital … you gave seventeen black eyes, twelve fat lips, five broken bones, thirty-two concussions, and ten bloody noses … impressive, Mr. Simmons, impressive.

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  • Beggar Vending Machine

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Preprinted beggar signs.  Will work for food, No job, God bless, Please give, Hungry, Help, Homeless, Spare change, Disabled

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  • Carpal Funnel Syndrome

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Bubba gets Carpal Funnel Syndrome.

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  • Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A few years later David is diagnosed with Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome.

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  • Cat Word Skills

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “It says here on your resume that you can type 472 words per minute but it’s all accidental gibberish.”

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  • Chewing Out

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The boss just chewed me up and spit me out…

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  • Conjoined Movers

    $20.00 – $100.00

    After the circus went under we decided to go into business for ourselves.

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  • Construction Glue

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Construction workers build using glue.

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  • Crystal Ball Worker

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Crystal ball manufacturing worker is stuck in crummy job.

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  • Cue Card Holder Auditions

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Cue-card holder auditions

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  • Cue Card Holders Strike

    $20.00 – $100.00

    In our top story tonight, the cue-card holders union will remain on strike …

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  • Cue-Card Union

    $20.00 – $100.00

    News Center

    In our top story tonight, the cue-card holders union will remain on strike…

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  • Dayjob Vu

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Whoa!!! I’ve got a really weird feeling I’ve worked at this crappy job before!

    Vincent has a sudden bout of Dayjob Vu.

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  • Desk Job

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Mr. Bennett, I’m calling regarding the job you applied for with us. It turns out a desk job just opened up! so when can you start?

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