361 Day Recovery Period
$20.00 – $100.00“I’d like to request a four day work schedule. I need the other 361 days to recover from this place.”
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A Number of Skills
$20.00 – $100.00A job applicant is interviewing and gets mixed up about the difference between letters and numbers.
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Back-Stabbing Skank
$20.00 – $100.00Oh, hey, Rhonda, whatcha doin’?
Learning how to speak your language.
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Bar Bouncer Resumes
$20.00 – $100.00Let’s see here … fifteen guys in the hospital … you gave seventeen black eyes, twelve fat lips, five broken bones, thirty-two concussions, and ten bloody noses … impressive, Mr. Simmons, impressive.
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Beggar Vending Machine
$20.00 – $100.00Preprinted beggar signs. Â Will work for food, No job, God bless, Please give, Hungry, Help, Homeless, Spare change, Disabled
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Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
$20.00 – $100.00A few years later David is diagnosed with Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome.
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Cat Word Skills
$20.00 – $100.00“It says here on your resume that you can type 472 words per minute but it’s all accidental gibberish.”
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Conjoined Movers
$20.00 – $100.00After the circus went under we decided to go into business for ourselves.
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Cue Card Holders Strike
$20.00 – $100.00In our top story tonight, the cue-card holders union will remain on strike …
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Cue-Card Union
$20.00 – $100.00News Center
In our top story tonight, the cue-card holders union will remain on strike…
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Dayjob Vu
$20.00 – $100.00Whoa!!! I’ve got a really weird feeling I’ve worked at this crappy job before!
Vincent has a sudden bout of Dayjob Vu.
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Desk Job
$20.00 – $100.00Mr. Bennett, I’m calling regarding the job you applied for with us. It turns out a desk job just opened up! so when can you start?
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