• Dunce Cap Line

    Dunce Cap Line

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Ace Dunce Cap Corp.

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  • Ed's First Day

    Ed’s First Day

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Ed’s first day on the job.

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  • Excellence In Certificates

    Excellence In Certificates

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    ‘Certificate of excellence in achieving certificates’ certificate, surrounded by many other certificates hanging on office wall.

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  • Failure Pavement

    Failure Pavement

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I always thought the expression “the road to success is paved with failure” was just a random saying and now the literal truth… *sigh*

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  • Faking it at Work

    Faking it at Work

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    An office worker and the boss are both thinking of ways to look busy at work, when in reality, they aren’t really doing anything productive.

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  • Fall Guy Promotion

    Fall Guy Promotion

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Good news, Janitor Guy! I’m promoting you to the CEO of the company! There’s nobody I more qualified I could think of to defend us against those bogus federal charges!

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  • Flexible Workers

    Flexible Workers

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    We need workers who can bend in many different positions.

    No, no, no! I said flexible workers… We need some flexible workers!

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  • Fragile Stamper

    Fragile Stamper

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Fragile

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  • Good Idea Box

    Good Idea Box

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    An office worker is standing near a box with a sign above reading, ‘Place good ideas management can take credit for here.’

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  • Home Game

    Home Game

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    We’re sorry to see you go, Jim but as a consolation price we’re giving you your job– the home game! Good luck, Jimbo!

    The latest trend in firing people.

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  • Human Gumball

    Human Gumball

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    He got demoted from human cannonball to human gumball.

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  • INcineration Desk Tray

    INcineration Desk Tray

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    An office worker is sitting at his desk with a letter tray labeled ‘IN’ and another one labeled ‘INcinerate,’ with a fire inside of it.

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  • Incompetent Beggar

    Incompetent Beggar

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Beggar who loses job is holding sign upside down.

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  • Labyrinth Appraiser

    Labyrinth Appraiser

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    Yes, I know you’ve been calling here for years trying to get ahold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn’t in right now… in fact, he still hasn’t returned from his first-ever appraisal!

    Jack Shelton, Labyrinth Appraiser

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  • Lawn Plow

    Lawn Plow

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I guess there was a typo on the job order. It was supposed to read “mow the lawn,” not “plow the lawn.”

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  • Leper Stuntman

    Leper Stuntman

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Jack Reynolds, leper stuntman.

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  • Mel Finish

    Mel Finish

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Dang it, Mel, you never finish anything you start!

    What do you mean I never

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  • Mental Notes

    Mental Notes

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Phil’s mental notes were getting out of hand.

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  • Mental Spam Folder

    Mental Spam Folder

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Either I’ve got writer’s block or all my good ideas are going to my mental spam folder.”

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  • Mime Smoke Break

    Mime Smoke Break

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Mimes taking a smoke break.

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