Fall Guy Promotion
$20.00 – $100.00Good news, Janitor Guy! I’m promoting you to the CEO of the company! There’s nobody I more qualified I could think of to defend us against those bogus federal charges!
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Good news, Janitor Guy! I’m promoting you to the CEO of the company! There’s nobody I more qualified I could think of to defend us against those bogus federal charges!
We need workers who can bend in many different positions.
No, no, no! I said flexible workers… We need some flexible workers!
An office worker is standing near a box with a sign above reading, ‘Place good ideas management can take credit for here.’
We’re sorry to see you go, Jim but as a consolation price we’re giving you your job– the home game! Good luck, Jimbo!
The latest trend in firing people.
An office worker is sitting at his desk with a letter tray labeled ‘IN’ and another one labeled ‘INcinerate,’ with a fire inside of it.
Yes, I know you’ve been calling here for years trying to get ahold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn’t in right now… in fact, he still hasn’t returned from his first-ever appraisal!
Jack Shelton, Labyrinth Appraiser
I guess there was a typo on the job order. It was supposed to read “mow the lawn,” not “plow the lawn.”
Dang it, Mel, you never finish anything you start!
What do you mean I never
Next window of opportunity
Charles had moved up as far as he could in the company.