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‘Certificate of excellence in achieving certificates’ certificate, surrounded by many other certificates hanging on office wall.
I always thought the expression “the road to success is paved with failure” was just a random saying and now the literal truth… *sigh*
An office worker and the boss are both thinking of ways to look busy at work, when in reality, they aren’t really doing anything productive.
Good news, Janitor Guy! I’m promoting you to the CEO of the company! There’s nobody I more qualified I could think of to defend us against those bogus federal charges!
We need workers who can bend in many different positions.
No, no, no! I said flexible workers… We need some flexible workers!
An office worker is standing near a box with a sign above reading, ‘Place good ideas management can take credit for here.’
We’re sorry to see you go, Jim but as a consolation price we’re giving you your job– the home game! Good luck, Jimbo!
The latest trend in firing people.
An office worker is sitting at his desk with a letter tray labeled ‘IN’ and another one labeled ‘INcinerate,’ with a fire inside of it.
Yes, I know you’ve been calling here for years trying to get ahold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn’t in right now… in fact, he still hasn’t returned from his first-ever appraisal!
Jack Shelton, Labyrinth Appraiser
I guess there was a typo on the job order. It was supposed to read “mow the lawn,” not “plow the lawn.”
Dang it, Mel, you never finish anything you start!
What do you mean I never
“Either I’ve got writer’s block or all my good ideas are going to my mental spam folder.”