• Productive Sleep Stats

    Productive Sleep Stats

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    It looks like another productive night of sleep and exercise. My smart watch logged seven hours of sleep and over 1,500 steps from sleep walking.

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  • Prosthetic Snake

    Prosthetic Snake

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Snake with prosthetic body.

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  • Prosthetic Tattoos

    Prosthetic Tattoos

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos…

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  • Protest Sign Editors

    Protest Sign Editors

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Your stuff is good but it’s not quite what we’re in the market for right now. Maybe we’ll have something for you in a year or so.

    Protest sign editors.

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  • Psychiatrist Voices

    Psychiatrist Voices

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    The voice in Myron’s head was a psychiatrist. It didn’t say too much, it would just listen to Myron’s problems and send him a bill every month.

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  • Psychic Data

    Psychic Data

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “I will now peek into your future, David…”

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  • Psychic Dive

    Psychic Dive

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Psychic diving competition.

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  • Psycho News Guy

    Psycho News Guy

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    … This breaking news just in: police are on the lookout for a man who just escaped from the mental hospital… They say he’s completely psychotic and dangerous, and he may believe he’s a T.V. news anchor…

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  • Public Speaking Practice

    Public Speaking Practice

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.

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  • Puffer Fish Blues

    Puffer Fish Blues

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “They just had to get a Puffer fish, didn’t they…”

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  • Pump A Jam

    Pump A Jam

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Pump up a tire.  Pump up a jam.

     

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  • Pun Quote Service

    Pun Quote Service

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Here’s your free quote, sir. I should’ve known this was gonna happen when I called you people.

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  • Punctuation Protesters

    Punctuation Protesters

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Punctuation-challenged protesters.

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  • Purse Security

    Purse Security

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I’m going to the restroom – watch my purse.  That won’t be necessary, ma’am.  That’s our job.

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  • Puttin' On The Ritz Caution

    Puttin’ On The Ritz Caution

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Puttin’ On The Ritz caution sign

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  • QR Code Chess Board

    QR Code Chess Board

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Whoa! I just scanned that giant QR code and it took me to some chess website!

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  • QR Code Patch

    QR Code Patch

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    After the last round of budget cuts the military gave us these QR code patches. You’ll have to scan it with your smartphone to see my uniform decorations.

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  • Questionable Smartwatch Suggestions

    Questionable Smartwatch Suggestions

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A four panel color comic featuring a woman who takes health suggestions from her smartwatch until it tells her to rob a bank.

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  • R2 D2 Much Information

    R2 D2 Much Information

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    ‘Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, I’m badly constipated.’

    R2 D2 much information.

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