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30 Day Diet
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days.

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Addicted To Love
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
So your patient is suing you because he’s become addicted to love under your care. How much 80’s music do you play in your office?

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Alien Insurance
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Oh, God, aliens abducted me and now they’re gonna perform all manner of hideous experiments on me!

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Alien Pests
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Your mouse problem’s a bit bigger than I first suspected…

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Bad Habits Patient
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you’ll be in as good a shape as you’ve never been.

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Bad Prognosis
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Quit being around the bush and just tell me how bad it is, doc!!!

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Biotic Battle
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Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

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Bipolar Treatment
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That doctor is an idiot and I’m getting nothing out of these visits! Look forward to coming back next week!

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Blind Foresight
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Your hindsight is 20/20, but your foresight is legally blind.

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Boundaries Doctor
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
… Oh no, you’re thinking of doctors without borders. I’m with doctors without boundaries.

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Breaking The Bad News
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Well, I don’t know how to break the bad news to you Mr. Jenson, but …

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Cat X-Ray Update
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“I think we need to do some updated x-rays – these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.”

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Caught Something Nasty
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
A doctor says to his patient who is holding something in a catcher’s mitt, “Looks like you caught something nasty there.”

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Chest Hair Transplant
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.

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Cloudy Images
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Boy, these images look awful cloudy!

Ugh! Moving all our data to the cloud was a smart move, but I’ve had to hear that stupid pun all week!

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Conjoined Magic
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Sure, we saved a lot of money, but in hindsight we probably should’ve seen the surgeon instead of the magician.

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Conjoined Twins
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
You mean we’ve been conjoined twins all these years for nothing?

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Cough Syrup
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Cough! Cough! Cough!

Cough! Cough!

Where cough syrup comes from.

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Death Check In
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Lakeville Medical Center. Check In. Cash and all major credit cards accepted. Or save your money and check out.

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Diabetic Poppins
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Mary Poppins singing, ‘A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down…‘ to diabetic children.

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