Medical Privacy Publicity
$20.00 – $100.00I appreciate how you’ve protected my privacy, Doc. I’m gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!
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I appreciate how you’ve protected my privacy, Doc. I’m gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!
No, Mr. Simmons, your MRI images aren’t in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.
Your son’s lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low.
Before you say no to this prescription, let me also say that your monthly tax-deductible gift will help support a pharmaceutical executive in need.
Person with rearranged face walking out of doctor’s office. Sign above reads: Picasso Plastic Surgery.
“I’m not so much concerned with the side effects of the drug I gave you as I am with the fact that it’s a placebo.”
No, senator, I’m afraid stretching the truth doesn’t count as yoga.
The voice in Myron’s head was a psychiatrist. It didn’t say too much, it would just listen to Myron’s problems and send him a bill every month.
When handing radiology over to artificial intelligence sounds appealing.
Wow, three opinions for the price of one- what a bargain!
Erwin Swanson, schizophrenic doctor.