A Little Off The Top, Please
$20.00 – $100.00A hair salon customer with extremely high hair asks for a little off the top.
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Anchor Tattoo
$20.00 – $100.00Man with anchor tattoo on his art sees an anchor with a tattoo of a person on it.
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Beard Length Requirement
$20.00 – $100.00Man with large beard wearing t-shirt which reads: ‘Beard must be at least this long to wear this t-shirt’ (arrow pointing to line on shirt above text)
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Breakout
$20.00 – $100.00Man, I need to cut back on that chocolate…my face is really breaking out! Meanwhile…Geez, I need to cut back on that vanilla!
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Golden Parachute Pants
$20.00 – $100.00The board wants me to retire. They offered me a golden parachute pants deal.
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Graffiti Tattoos
$20.00 – $100.00Tattoo artist ‘tattooing’ graffiti onto a building in a tattoo parlor.
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Hair Support
$20.00 – $100.00I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?
I used it to buy a neck brace instead.
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I Heart NY
$20.00 – $100.00Man with T-shirt which says: I heart NY but only in a strictly platonic sense.
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Inmate Apparel
$20.00 – $100.00Woman in department store in between intimate apparel clothing section and inmate apparel clothing section.
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