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  • 31 Flavors Minus 30

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Storefront sign reads: ‘Al’s Ice Cream, 31 Flavors’

    fine print underneath reads ‘Minus 30’

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  • A Dash of Panic

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A couple sit at dinner as the husband who prepared the meal admits, “My secret ingredient is a dash of panic.”

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  • A Side of Crisis

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Would you like your coffee with a side of existential crisis of just a sprinkle of extra foam?”

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  • Air Puffs Cereal

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Man eating breakfast with a box of Air Puffs cereal. Cereal is floating out of the box and into the air.

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  • Apple Pie Upsell

    $20.00 – $100.00

    … Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?

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  • Automated Taco Maker

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

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  • Beard Helper

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man with long beard cooks his beard with ‘Beard Helper’

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  • Big Head Burrito

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn’t as big as your head.  Welcome to El Cubo De Tierra ” Burritos As Big As Your Head!”

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  • Brain Helper

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Zombie is cooking brains with a box of Brain Helper.

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  • Bulimic Ant

    $20.00 – $100.00

    You guys go ahead, I’ll catch up in a minute…  Alford the bulimic picnic ant.

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  • Bulimic Beffet

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Bulimic Buffet Bars.

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  • Cannibal Books

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Human Being Soup For The Soul.  Cannibal Self-Help Books.

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  • Cannibal Neighbors

    $20.00 – $100.00

    You got a cup of human I can barrow?  Cannibal Neighbors.

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  • Carrot Cake Nose

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Apparently, all they had was carrot cake.

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  • CD Eater

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Oh great, Bon Jovi again.

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  • Chicken Road X-ing

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man crossing road with a bucket of fried chicken, next to a road sign that reads ‘Chicken X-ing.’

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  • Cinnamon Roll Student

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Monroe Bakery.  Proud parent of a cinnamon roll student.

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  • Cooking With Godzilla

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The Cooking With Godzilla Show.  Be sure to let your building cook for 45 minutes at 350.  When finished sprinkle with some people…

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  • Death And Food To Go

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Waiter! I need a doggie bag and a body bag, please.

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  • Deleting The Cookies

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A cartoon showing a woman telling her friend as they look at her husband raiding the cookie jar, “My computer hacker husband refers to raiding the cookie jar as ‘clearing the cache and deleting the cookies.'”

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