• 31 Flavors Minus 30

    31 Flavors Minus 30

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Storefront sign reads: ‘Al’s Ice Cream, 31 Flavors’

    fine print underneath reads ‘Minus 30’

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  • A Dash of Panic

    A Dash of Panic

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A couple sit at dinner as the husband who prepared the meal admits, “My secret ingredient is a dash of panic.”

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  • A Side of Crisis

    A Side of Crisis

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Would you like your coffee with a side of existential crisis of just a sprinkle of extra foam?”

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  • Air Puffs Cereal

    Air Puffs Cereal

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    Man eating breakfast with a box of Air Puffs cereal. Cereal is floating out of the box and into the air.

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  • Apple Pie Upsell

    Apple Pie Upsell

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    … Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?

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  • Automated Taco Maker

    Automated Taco Maker

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

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  • Beard Helper

    Beard Helper

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Man with long beard cooks his beard with ‘Beard Helper’

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  • Big Head Burrito

    Big Head Burrito

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn’t as big as your head.  Welcome to El Cubo De Tierra ” Burritos As Big As Your Head!”

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  • Brain Helper

    Brain Helper

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Zombie is cooking brains with a box of Brain Helper.

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  • Bulimic Ant

    Bulimic Ant

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    You guys go ahead, I’ll catch up in a minute…  Alford the bulimic picnic ant.

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  • Bulimic Beffet

    Bulimic Beffet

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Bulimic Buffet Bars.

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  • Cannibal Books

    Cannibal Books

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Human Being Soup For The Soul.  Cannibal Self-Help Books.

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  • Cannibal Neighbors

    Cannibal Neighbors

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    You got a cup of human I can barrow?  Cannibal Neighbors.

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  • Carrot Cake Nose

    Carrot Cake Nose

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Apparently, all they had was carrot cake.

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  • CD Eater

    CD Eater

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Oh great, Bon Jovi again.

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  • Chicken Road X-ing

    Chicken Road X-ing

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Man crossing road with a bucket of fried chicken, next to a road sign that reads ‘Chicken X-ing.’

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  • Cinnamon Roll Student

    Cinnamon Roll Student

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Monroe Bakery.  Proud parent of a cinnamon roll student.

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  • Cooking With Godzilla

    Cooking With Godzilla

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    The Cooking With Godzilla Show.  Be sure to let your building cook for 45 minutes at 350.  When finished sprinkle with some people…

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  • Death And Food To Go

    Death And Food To Go

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Waiter! I need a doggie bag and a body bag, please.

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  • Deleting The Cookies

    Deleting The Cookies

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A cartoon showing a woman telling her friend as they look at her husband raiding the cookie jar, “My computer hacker husband refers to raiding the cookie jar as ‘clearing the cache and deleting the cookies.'”

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