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  • Can't Read the Writing on the Wall

    Can’t Read the Writing on the Wall

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A cartoon showing a patient laying on the couch at a psychiatrist’s office saying, “I finally see the writing on the wall, but it was written by a doctor so I can’t read it.”

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  • Dust Jackets For People

    Dust Jackets For People

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Dust jackets for people.

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  • E-Pamphlet Writer

    E-Pamphlet Writer

    $20.00 – $100.00

    An e-pamphlet? Seriously?

    I don’t have the ambition to write an e-book.

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  • Exclamation Court

    Exclamation Court

    $20.00 – $100.00

    While the court battle was ongoing over who owned the trademark to the exclamation point neither party was allowed to use one.

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  • Finger Pen

    Finger Pen

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Bird writing with human finger like a human writes with a feather pen.

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  • Gene Editor Rejection

    Gene Editor Rejection

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Apparently my writing is so bad I’ve been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA.

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  • Headless Blogger

    Headless Blogger

    $20.00 – $100.00

    That’s good, Marie, but you’re missing your <head> tag here …

    Marie Antoinette’s blog editor.

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  • Metaphor On The Floor

    Metaphor On The Floor

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Hey!  Metaphor on the floor, mister.  Welcome to creative writing!  Mrs. Denthauer.

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  • Mind Proofreader

    Mind Proofreader

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Madame Sapphire, mind proofreader.

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  • Palindrome Library Books

    Palindrome Library Books

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Palindrome book section at the library

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  • Palindrome Writer

    Palindrome Writer

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Felix McGillicuddy, freelance palindrome writer

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  • SOS Distress

    SOS Distress

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Castaway is trying to write “SOS” in the sand of the island he is stranded on, but is having a little trouble.

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  • Writer's Block Cure

    Writer’s Block Cure

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “I’ve discovered that the cure for writer’s block is 10% inspiration and 90% deadline.”

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