• Adapt A Highway

    Adapt A Highway

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Adapt A Highway sign, sponsored by the Screenwriter’s Guild.

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  • Bend Before Breaking News

    Bend Before Breaking News

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A cartoon featuring a newscaster reading the news and telling viewers, “Tune in every day for the latest breaking news, and download our app to see the news as it bends before it breaks.”

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  • Cue Card Holder Auditions

    Cue Card Holder Auditions

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Cue-card holder auditions

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  • Cue Card Holders Strike

    Cue Card Holders Strike

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    In our top story tonight, the cue-card holders union will remain on strike …

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  • Dark Fear

    Dark Fear

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it’s like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we’ve placed her in a darkened studio…

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  • Early Second Screening

    Early Second Screening

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Second screening, the early days.

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  • Emotional Availability

    Emotional Availability

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Sorry we are currently emotionally unavailable.  Try again later.  Thanks!

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  • Food Cop

    Food Cop

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    No! No! No! That was a typo in the script! It’s supposed to be good cop, bad cop, not food cop, bad cop!!!

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  • Husband Co-host

    Husband Co-host

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I don’t care if he takes the pressure off of you when we talk–get rid of the cohost!  Zing!

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  • Infinite TV Watchers

    Infinite TV Watchers

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Men watching each other inside infinite televisions.

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  • Magnum B.I.

    Magnum B.I.

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Uh oh! They’re bringing in Magnum BI to sort out our bad data!”

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  • Music Alert

    Music Alert

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    As part of a new federal mandate, the emergency broadcast system test is extended to include live concerts.  EEEEEEEEEE

     

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  • Noah, Animal Hoarder

    Noah, Animal Hoarder

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Noah, before you leave we’d like to have a word with you!

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  • Plant Hubby

    Plant Hubby

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
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  • Psycho News Guy

    Psycho News Guy

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    … This breaking news just in: police are on the lookout for a man who just escaped from the mental hospital… They say he’s completely psychotic and dangerous, and he may believe he’s a T.V. news anchor…

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  • Radio Killer

    Radio Killer

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    It is only when a long witness comes forward that police learn it was video that killed the radio star.

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  • Sad Statistics

    Sad Statistics

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    15% of Americans don’t have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don’t even realize it.

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  • X-Ray Television

    X-Ray Television

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    X-Ray television never quite catches on.

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