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Adapt A Highway
$20.00 – $100.00
Adapt A Highway sign, sponsored by the Screenwriter’s Guild.

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Cue Card Holder Auditions
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Cue-card holder auditions

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Cue Card Holders Strike
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In our top story tonight, the cue-card holders union will remain on strike …

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Dark Fear
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Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it’s like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we’ve placed her in a darkened studio…

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Early Second Screening
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Second screening, the early days.

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Emotional Availability
$20.00 – $100.00
Sorry we are currently emotionally unavailable. Try again later. Thanks!

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Food Cop
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No! No! No! That was a typo in the script! It’s supposed to be good cop, bad cop, not food cop, bad cop!!!

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Husband Co-host
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I don’t care if he takes the pressure off of you when we talk–get rid of the cohost! Zing!

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Infinite TV Watchers
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Men watching each other inside infinite televisions.

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Magnum B.I.
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“Uh oh! They’re bringing in Magnum BI to sort out our bad data!”

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Music Alert
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As part of a new federal mandate, the emergency broadcast system test is extended to include live concerts. EEEEEEEEEE

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Noah, Animal Hoarder
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Noah, before you leave we’d like to have a word with you!

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Plant Hubby
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Psycho News Guy
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… This breaking news just in: police are on the lookout for a man who just escaped from the mental hospital… They say he’s completely psychotic and dangerous, and he may believe he’s a T.V. news anchor…

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Radio Killer
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It is only when a long witness comes forward that police learn it was video that killed the radio star.

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Sad Statistics
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15% of Americans don’t have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don’t even realize it.

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X-Ray Television
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X-Ray television never quite catches on.

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