• Abduction Therapy

    Abduction Therapy

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Things haven’t been the same since the alien abduction…Marriage Counselor

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  • Anonymous Therapy

    Anonymous Therapy

    $20.00 – $100.00

    How long have you felt anonymous?

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  • Bipolar Feedback

    Bipolar Feedback

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Bipolar therapy clinic has customer feedback cards.

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  • Bipolar Treatment

    Bipolar Treatment

    $20.00 – $100.00

    That doctor is an idiot and I’m getting nothing out of these visits! Look forward to coming back next week!

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  • Can't Read the Writing on the Wall

    Can’t Read the Writing on the Wall

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A cartoon showing a patient laying on the couch at a psychiatrist’s office saying, “I finally see the writing on the wall, but it was written by a doctor so I can’t read it.”

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  • Castaway Psychiatric Help

    Castaway Psychiatric Help

    $20.00 – $100.00

    How long have you felt stranded? This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I sent for help.

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  • Cat Shrink

    Cat Shrink

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I’m worried about myself, doc… I’m not spending much time with other cats…

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  • Closet Claustrophobics

    Closet Claustrophobics

    $20.00 – $100.00

    AAAAGH!!! I can’t stand this enclosed space… yet, I can’t quite come out, either…

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  • Cold Feet

    Cold Feet

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I came here because my podiatrist said her could help me with my cold feet.  Couples therapy.

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  • Couch Fear

    Couch Fear

    $20.00 – $100.00

    …And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?

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  • Dark Fear

    Dark Fear

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it’s like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we’ve placed her in a darkened studio…

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  • Doormat Syndrome Therapy

    Doormat Syndrome Therapy

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A woman with a doormat on her asks her psychiatrist why people walk all over her.

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  • Double Shrink

    Double Shrink

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    How frequently are you hallucinating, Mr. Jenkins?

    Good afternoon, Mr. Jenkins.

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  • Germaphobia Therapy Clinic

    Germaphobia Therapy Clinic

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Germaphobia Therapy Clinic

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  • Hamburger Helper

    Hamburger Helper

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Hamburger in therapy with Hamburger Helper.

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  • Hearing Voices of Reason

    Hearing Voices of Reason

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Have you considered the fact that the voices you keep hearing are trying to reason with you?”

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  • Imaginary Haters

    Imaginary Haters

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The imaginary people keep telling me that I’m crazy…

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  • Internet Addiction Email

    Internet Addiction Email

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Okay … everything looks good on your contact information … oh, wait! We need your email address!

    Internet addiction therapy clinic

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  • Multiple Personality Breakup

    Multiple Personality Breakup

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Jeff, it’s not you it’s me…  and Maire…  and Sarah…  and…  Jeff goes through a breakup with a multiple personality patient.

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  • Paranoia Therapy Clinic

    Paranoia Therapy Clinic

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Paranoia Therapy Clinic: They’ll be right out TO GET YOU!

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