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  • Lemon Autos

    Lemon Autos

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn’t a good idea …”

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  • Loaded Car

    Loaded Car

    $20.00 – $100.00

    If you’re a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits– this baby’s LOADED!!!

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  • Lost Sock GPS Technology

    Lost Sock GPS Technology

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A cartoon featuring a salesman in a home appliances store telling a female customer, “This is the most intelligent smart dryer on the market– it has GPS location display to find lost socks!”

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  • Low Expectations

    Low Expectations

    $20.00 – $100.00

    As the data shows us in this chart, sales have exceeded expectations. In a related graph, expectations are at an all-time low.

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  • Marketing Prodigy

    Marketing Prodigy

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Ralph Higgleton, marketing prodigy.

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  • New Cup Funding

    New Cup Funding

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A beggar needs money for a new begging cup.

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  • Novelty Chart Hat

    Novelty Chart Hat

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “As the data indicates, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter…”

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  • Piranha Sale

    Piranha Sale

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Piranha sale at pet store.

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  • Popcorn Pigeon

    Popcorn Pigeon

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man, this guy’s killing me!

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  • Preloaded Computer Virus

    Preloaded Computer Virus

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “And if you’re the kind of person who doesn’t like to waste time, this desktop comes preloaded with all the latest viruses…”

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  • Submarine Goals

    Submarine Goals

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Once again, we’ve managed to miss this month’s sales goals. Fortunately, we hit all of our sub goals.

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  • Sucking Sales Strategy

    Sucking Sales Strategy

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A cartoon depiction of two business men looking at a negative sales chart. One says to the other, “I think we need to pivot away from our strategy of sucking.”

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  • Tattoo Special

    Tattoo Special

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Tattoo shop runs special: buy any tattoo and get a mom tattoo for free.

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  • Wheel Salesmen

    Wheel Salesmen

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Oh yeah, this baby roll great!  Used wheel salesmen.

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  • Wicker Worker

    Wicker Worker

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Is there something I can help you with, Sir?

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