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  • Bad Gilbert

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Look at it, son.. LOOK AT IT!  When Gilbert was bad his parents made him face the corner, when he was really bad they made him face the world.

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  • Hell Feedback Cards

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Feedback cards in Hell ask vanquished souls to rate their experience there.

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  • High-Skill Plank Walking

    $20.00 – $100.00

    That one’s for higher-skilled plank walkers.

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  • OCD Student

    $20.00 – $100.00

    This probably isn’t the most suitable punishment for him.  I will not be obsessive compulsive in class.

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  • Pirate Water Slides

    $20.00 – $100.00

    We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank.

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  • Planked Planking

    $20.00 – $100.00

    AAAR! Walk the person planked on the plank!

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  • Prison Healthcare Enrollment

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “No, we don’t need to enroll in health benefits every year, but the prison always makes us do it as part of our punishment.”

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