• A Side of Crisis

    A Side of Crisis

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Would you like your coffee with a side of existential crisis of just a sprinkle of extra foam?”

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  • Acrophobia Airways

    Acrophobia Airways

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Airplane with Acrophobia Airways logo on it is driving on the road.

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  • Afrothought

    Afrothought

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Afterthought and afrothought.

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  • Alien Shrink

    Alien Shrink

    $20.00 – $100.00

    It all started one day in the woods. A 1974 AMC Hornet pulled up beside me and abducted me…

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  • Anonymous Therapy

    Anonymous Therapy

    $20.00 – $100.00

    How long have you felt anonymous?

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  • Art Questions

    Art Questions

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man looking confused at a blank art canvas in museum. Another man looks at a question mark painting but is thinking nothing.

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  • Autotune Voices

    Autotune Voices

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Heeeeey Phiiiiiiiiiil! Whaaaaaaeeeuuuut’s Up, Home Booooooyy!? The voices in Phil’s head start using autotune.

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  • Bipolar Feedback

    Bipolar Feedback

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Bipolar therapy clinic has customer feedback cards.

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  • Bipolar Treatment

    Bipolar Treatment

    $20.00 – $100.00

    That doctor is an idiot and I’m getting nothing out of these visits! Look forward to coming back next week!

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  • Bulimia Discount Day

    Bulimia Discount Day

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Bulimia discount day at the airport.

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  • Can't Read the Writing on the Wall

    Can’t Read the Writing on the Wall

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A cartoon showing a patient laying on the couch at a psychiatrist’s office saying, “I finally see the writing on the wall, but it was written by a doctor so I can’t read it.”

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  • Cartoon Caption Thoughts

    Cartoon Caption Thoughts

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Sherman had the bizarre habit of thinking the very caption of the cartoon he was starring in.

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  • Castaway Psychiatric Help

    Castaway Psychiatric Help

    $20.00 – $100.00

    How long have you felt stranded? This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I sent for help.

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  • Closet Claustrophobics

    Closet Claustrophobics

    $20.00 – $100.00

    AAAAGH!!! I can’t stand this enclosed space… yet, I can’t quite come out, either…

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  • Couch Fear

    Couch Fear

    $20.00 – $100.00

    …And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?

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  • Dark Fear

    Dark Fear

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it’s like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we’ve placed her in a darkened studio…

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  • Dark Idea

    Dark Idea

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Sherwin gets an idea but forgets to pay the light bill.

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  • Deja Vu Ahead

    Deja Vu Ahead

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Deja Vu Ahead, last 2 miles.

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  • Double Shrink

    Double Shrink

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    How frequently are you hallucinating, Mr. Jenkins?

    Good afternoon, Mr. Jenkins.

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  • Elbow Voices

    Elbow Voices

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Boy, the weather sure is nice today, eh, Gavin?

    The voices in gavin’s head migrate to his elbow.

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