Noah, Animal Hoarder
$20.00 – $100.00Noah, before you leave we’d like to have a word with you!
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This probably isn’t the most suitable punishment for him. I will not be obsessive compulsive in class.
Two men wearing shirts: ‘Out of body, back in 15 minutes’
‘Out of mind, I won’t be back’
A psychiatry patient with a pixelated face laments to his therapist, “People seem to have a hard time getting to know me…”
Mr. Swanson, our session ended fifteen minutes ago, will you please leave?…
I know, just give me a minute!
Procrastination therapy clinic
The voice in Myron’s head was a psychiatrist. It didn’t say too much, it would just listen to Myron’s problems and send him a bill every month.
Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen. Schrodinger’s cat video.
The voices from my prescription side effects say you should consider lowering the dosage.
Patients in waiting room of sitting disorder clinic don’t know how to sit down in waiting room chairs.
I’d give anything to refuse a plate of food right now. Stranded anorexics.
Store front window writing says ‘Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged.’ Store hours sign hanging in the window says ‘We’re In Open Come.’
“If the customer is always right, how come you guys keep bringing stuff back?”