30 Day Diet
$20.00 – $100.00I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days.
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I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days.
If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you’ll be in as good a shape as you’ve never been.
The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven’t noticed any improvements.
Well, I don’t know how to break the bad news to you Mr. Jenson, but …
“I think we need to do some updated x-rays – these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.”
Don’t worry- Your patients’ electronic records will be safe across your network. I’m using an encryption based on doctor handwriting legibility.
Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files.
Mr. Benton, I’m afraid your electronic health records, got lost in the electronic shuffle.
I appreciate how you’ve protected my privacy, Doc. I’m gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!
Before you say no to this prescription, let me also say that your monthly tax-deductible gift will help support a pharmaceutical executive in need.
Person with rearranged face walking out of doctor’s office. Sign above reads: Picasso Plastic Surgery.
“I’m not so much concerned with the side effects of the drug I gave you as I am with the fact that it’s a placebo.”
No, senator, I’m afraid stretching the truth doesn’t count as yoga.
When handing radiology over to artificial intelligence sounds appealing.
So I’m perfectly healthy? That’s good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?