• Secondhand Smoking Section

    Secondhand Smoking Section

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Welcome to The Funky Fox restaurant. Please seat yourself.

    Smoking section

    Second-hand smoking section

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  • Self-Induced Panic

    Self-Induced Panic

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    So I’m perfectly healthy? That’s good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?

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  • Sick Health App

    Sick Health App

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    Looks like your app is a little under the weather. Go home and update it and let’s follow up next week.

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  • Side Effect Voices

    Side Effect Voices

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    The voices from my prescription side effects say you should consider lowering the dosage.

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  • Sideburn Treatment Center

    Sideburn Treatment Center

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    Victim has third-degree coverage across 46% of his face! we need to get him to the trauma center, stat!

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  • Smoking Hose

    Smoking Hose

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    No Smoking

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  • Strong Man Reflex Test

    Strong Man Reflex Test

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Doctor has a strong man test hooked up for patient’s knee reflex test.

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  • Student Nurse Victim

    Student Nurse Victim

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A student nurse drew my blood and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

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  • Telemedicine Triumph

    Telemedicine Triumph

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Man, this telemedicine thing is great– I don’t even have to put my pants on!”

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  • Toilet Water On The Brain

    Toilet Water On The Brain

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Your lab work came back positive for toilet water on the brain.

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  • Unregistered Nurse

    Unregistered Nurse

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Mr. Jennings, I’m giving you this citation for nursing with an expired license. Have a nice day…

    Oscar Jennings, unregistered nurse

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  • Voodoo Doctor

    Voodoo Doctor

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Well, doc, I still have that pain in my back…

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