Hypochondria Health Records
$20.00 – $100.00Sorry I’m late, I had to retrieve your health records.
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Inactive Volcano
$20.00 – $100.00No need to worry about the volcano it’s not very active.
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Joke Shop 5K
$20.00 – $100.00Joke Shop 5K uses a prank starting gun.
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Long Leash
$20.00 – $100.00Stew considers getting a shorter leash for Spot.
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Marital Compromise
$20.00 – $100.00My wife wanted to take a nap and I wanted to go for a walk so we compromised.
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MRI Tattoos
$20.00 – $100.00The MRI machine won’t degrade my tattoos, will it?
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Nevermore
$20.00 – $100.00The raven from Edgar Allan Poe’s famous story, swears off smoking with “nevermore.”
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Next Wise Man
$20.00 – $100.00Next wise man please.
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Patch Smoker
$20.00 – $100.00I don’t think you’re supposed to roll them up and smoke them…
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Personal Data Overload
$20.00 – $100.00Man forgets anniversary due to overindulgence with his vital data.
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Plant Based Shampoo Hair
$20.00 – $100.00A cartoon featuring a woman with flowers and plants growing in her hair tells her husband, “I think I need to stop using this plant-based shampoo!”
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Productive Sleep Stats
$20.00 – $100.00It looks like another productive night of sleep and exercise. My smart watch logged seven hours of sleep and over 1,500 steps from sleep walking.
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Safe Distance Buried Treasure
$20.00 – $100.00“Arrr! This X marks the buried treasure and this X marks a safe social distance!”
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Self-Induced Panic
$20.00 – $100.00So I’m perfectly healthy? That’s good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?
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Sick Health App
$20.00 – $100.00Looks like your app is a little under the weather. Go home and update it and let’s follow up next week.
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Smoke Free Hole
$20.00 – $100.00This is now a smoke free mouse hole.
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Smoked Baby On Board
$20.00 – $100.00Baby inhaling second-hand cigarette smoke on board
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Strong Man Reflex Test
$20.00 – $100.00Doctor has a strong man test hooked up for patient’s knee reflex test.
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Swallowed Leash
$20.00 – $100.00Rover swallows his leash again.
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Village People At The Y
$20.00 – $100.00Village People are working out at the YMCA.
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