• Apple Pie Upsell

    Apple Pie Upsell

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    … Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?

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  • Big Head Burrito

    Big Head Burrito

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn’t as big as your head.  Welcome to El Cubo De Tierra ” Burritos As Big As Your Head!”

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  • Chicken Road X-ing

    Chicken Road X-ing

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Man crossing road with a bucket of fried chicken, next to a road sign that reads ‘Chicken X-ing.’

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  • Dayjob Vu

    Dayjob Vu

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Whoa!!! I’ve got a really weird feeling I’ve worked at this crappy job before!

    Vincent has a sudden bout of Dayjob Vu.

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  • Shower Drive Thru

    Shower Drive Thru

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Thank you for your order.  Please pull up to the next window…  AAAH! Pervert!!

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  • Wedgie Burger

    Wedgie Burger

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    No! I said I want a veggie burger, not a wedgie burger!

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