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  • Crystal Ball Worker

    Crystal Ball Worker

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Crystal ball manufacturing worker is stuck in crummy job.

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  • Cue-Card Union

    Cue-Card Union

    $20.00 – $100.00

    News Center

    In our top story tonight, the cue-card holders union will remain on strike…

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  • Dayjob Vu

    Dayjob Vu

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Whoa!!! I’ve got a really weird feeling I’ve worked at this crappy job before!

    Vincent has a sudden bout of Dayjob Vu.

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  • Desk Job

    Desk Job

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Mr. Bennett, I’m calling regarding the job you applied for with us. It turns out a desk job just opened up! so when can you start?

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  • Dunce Cap Line

    Dunce Cap Line

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Ace Dunce Cap Corp.

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  • Ed's First Day

    Ed’s First Day

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Ed’s first day on the job.

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  • Failure Pavement

    Failure Pavement

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I always thought the expression “the road to success is paved with failure” was just a random saying and now the literal truth… *sigh*

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  • Flexible Workers

    Flexible Workers

    $20.00 – $100.00

    We need workers who can bend in many different positions.

    No, no, no! I said flexible workers… We need some flexible workers!

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  • Fragile Stamper

    Fragile Stamper

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Fragile

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  • Home Game

    Home Game

    $20.00 – $100.00

    We’re sorry to see you go, Jim but as a consolation price we’re giving you your job– the home game! Good luck, Jimbo!

    The latest trend in firing people.

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  • Labyrinth Appraiser

    Labyrinth Appraiser

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Yes, I know you’ve been calling here for years trying to get ahold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn’t in right now… in fact, he still hasn’t returned from his first-ever appraisal!

    Jack Shelton, Labyrinth Appraiser

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  • Lawn Plow

    Lawn Plow

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I guess there was a typo on the job order. It was supposed to read “mow the lawn,” not “plow the lawn.”

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  • Mel Finish

    Mel Finish

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Dang it, Mel, you never finish anything you start!

    What do you mean I never

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  • Mental Notes

    Mental Notes

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Phil’s mental notes were getting out of hand.

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  • Mr. Potato Head Feet

    Mr. Potato Head Feet

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Honey,  I’m running late, have you seen my feet?

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  • Next Window

    Next Window

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Next window of opportunity

    Charles had moved up as far as he could in the company.

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  • No Show Job

    No Show Job

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Congratulations, you got the job.

    No show auditions today 1-4

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  • Nomad Work

    Nomad Work

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Nomads! Work from home $2,000.00 per week!

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  • Office Award

    Office Award

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Award of Excellence in Office Administration

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  • One Man Two Trucks

    One Man Two Trucks

    $20.00 – $100.00

    One man and two trucks

    One man and two trucks

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