• A Dash of Panic

    A Dash of Panic

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A couple sit at dinner as the husband who prepared the meal admits, “My secret ingredient is a dash of panic.”

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  • Beard Helper

    Beard Helper

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man with long beard cooks his beard with ‘Beard Helper’

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  • Brain Helper

    Brain Helper

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Zombie is cooking brains with a box of Brain Helper.

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  • Cannibal Books

    Cannibal Books

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Human Being Soup For The Soul.  Cannibal Self-Help Books.

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  • Cooking With Godzilla

    Cooking With Godzilla

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The Cooking With Godzilla Show.  Be sure to let your building cook for 45 minutes at 350.  When finished sprinkle with some people…

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  • Hand Burger Helper

    Hand Burger Helper

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Hand-Burger Helper.

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  • Kung Fondue

    Kung Fondue

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I must defeat you.  But I find your cheese-dipped nunchaku irresistible.  Mitch Lee, Kung-Fondue Master.

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  • Long Wok

    Long Wok

    $20.00 – $100.00

    What!  I told you I like long Woks on the beach..  What were you expecting?

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