Lost In The Electronic Shuffle
$20.00 – $100.00Mr. Benton, I’m afraid your electronic health records, got lost in the electronic shuffle.
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Low Res Memory
$20.00 – $100.00“I have a photographic memory but the images are really low resolution.”
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Medical Privacy Publicity
$20.00 – $100.00I appreciate how you’ve protected my privacy, Doc. I’m gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!
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Metaverse Rich
$20.00 – $100.00A beggar sits on the sidewalk wearing a VR headset with a sign by him that reads, “Rich in the Metaverse poor in real life.“
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Moustache Finder 3000
$20.00 – $100.00Man has metal detector-looking device pointed at moustachioed man. Device has written on it “Moustache Finder 3000”
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Old-Fashioned Pay Walls
$20.00 – $100.00All right, Pal, that’s enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?
Old-fashioned pay walls.
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Online Singles Creep Code
$20.00 – $100.00Man is logging on to Lame Singles Bar Pickup Lines website with a verification code.
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Phesktop Vs. Phablet
$20.00 – $100.00Fortunately for all of us, the phablet beat out the phesktop in the hybrid device wars.
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Photosweatshop
$20.00 – $100.00Many asian children are exploited every year by graphic design firms who force them to work hours on end in photosweatshop.
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Pixelated Problems
$20.00 – $100.00A psychiatry patient with a pixelated face laments to his therapist, “People seem to have a hard time getting to know me…”
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Preloaded Computer Virus
$20.00 – $100.00“And if you’re the kind of person who doesn’t like to waste time, this desktop comes preloaded with all the latest viruses…”
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Price Check
$20.00 – $100.00Man scans item in store for price check. Price check machine says “worthless piece of crap” when he scans item.
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QR Code Chess Board
$20.00 – $100.00Whoa! I just scanned that giant QR code and it took me to some chess website!
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QR Code Patch
$20.00 – $100.00After the last round of budget cuts the military gave us these QR code patches. You’ll have to scan it with your smartphone to see my uniform decorations.