Submarine Goals
$20.00 – $100.00Once again, we’ve managed to miss this month’s sales goals. Fortunately, we hit all of our sub goals.
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Sucking Sales Strategy
$20.00 – $100.00A cartoon depiction of two business men looking at a negative sales chart. One says to the other, “I think we need to pivot away from our strategy of sucking.”
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The Buck Stops Briefly
$20.00 – $100.00The buck stops here briefly before going to an offshore tax haven.
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Time Traveler of the Year
$20.00 – $100.00Businessman sits at his office desk with a certificate on the wall which reads “Time Traveler of the Year, 3173 A.D.”
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Trust Fund Trust Fall
$20.00 – $100.00Trust fund trust fall.
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Unpronounceable Name
$20.00 – $100.00“Hello? Yes, this is **** ***** speaking. What can I do for you?”
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Wait To Be Cheated
$20.00 – $100.00Man at tax consultant agency reads sign that says ‘Please wait to be cheated.’
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Water Cooler Hipsters
$20.00 – $100.00“We’re actually gossiping at a water cooler instead of on social media. Does this make us hipsters?”
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