Lemon Autos
$20.00 – $100.00“In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn’t a good idea …”
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Low Expectations
$20.00 – $100.00As the data shows us in this chart, sales have exceeded expectations. In a related graph, expectations are at an all-time low.
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National Upstagers Society
$20.00 – $100.00Man tries to speak at podium, but his microphone is going over to a man next to him who is speaking instead. Sign on podium reads: “National Upstagers Society”
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Neglected Stuff
$20.00 – $100.00Businessman sitting at his desk with desk trays that are labeled ‘In’ and ‘Out’ and a third tray with a sign that reads ‘Neglected stuff that keep piling up,’ with a large pile of papers in it.
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Next Window
$20.00 – $100.00Next window of opportunity
Charles had moved up as far as he could in the company.
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Old MacDonald CEIEIO
$20.00 – $100.00Old MacDonald sitting at a desk in a business office with sign on desk: ‘Old MacDonald- President- CEIEIO’
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Out Shredder
$20.00 – $100.00Man at his office desk with an in box and an out box that is actually a shredder, and he is shredding papers.
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Personal Green Space
$20.00 – $100.00Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.
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Public Speaking Practice
$20.00 – $100.00In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.
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Reading Into The Minutes
$20.00 – $100.00“Please don’t read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.”
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Samaritemp
$20.00 – $100.00Man, I don’t know what really happened- I mentioned self-executing files and…
The temp agency decides not to send any more samarai warriors to the programming department.
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Sleep Interview
$20.00 – $100.00Tell me why you think you’re qualified to work here…
Sleep research clinic LLC
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Small Data
$20.00 – $100.00We can’t do big data, so we got a bunch of small data and threw it all together.
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