User Agreement Soul Crusher
$20.00 – $100.00Every time I click ‘accept’ for these online user agreements, a piece of my soul dies.
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V-Neck Painter
$20.00 – $100.00Artist wearing a V-neck shirt in his studio with V-shapes on all of his paintings.
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Vaccination By Data
$20.00 – $100.00“Honey, we need to get vaccinated! The flu forecaster says another storm is coming!”
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Vegetarian Proxy
$20.00 – $100.00No, I didn’t say I was a vegetarian. I said I only ate vegetarian animals. Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.
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Velvet Rope Distress
$20.00 – $100.00A clumsy customer is wrapped up in a velvet rope and tries to reach the bell for assistance.
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Vending Machine Assistance
$20.00 – $100.00Vending machine has sign on it that reads ‘If this machine takes your money, bang three times on the side and the little person inside with assist you. Thanks!’
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Vending Machine Hostages
$20.00 – $100.00Vending machine has people trapped inside and will release them for a price.
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Ventriloquism Instructional Program
$20.00 – $100.00Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional program. You are now listening to lesson number one . . .
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Ventriloquists Anonymous
$20.00 – $100.00Hi, my name is Anthony and I’ve been a ventriloquist for over twenty years . . .
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Venus Fly Trap
$20.00 – $100.00How come your venus fly trap isn’t catching those flies? They’re not venus flies.
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Vertigo Therapy Clinic
$20.00 – $100.00People dizzily falling over after leaving revolving door of vertigo therapy clinic building.
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Vet Waiting Room
$20.00 – $100.00Sign in veterinary clinic waiting room reads: Take a number and STAY.
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Virtual Reality Data
$20.00 – $100.00“He’s been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs…”