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I’m worried about myself, doc… I’m not spending much time with other cats…
The royalties from Muffin’s Youtube videos were really good last month!
“It says here on your resume that you can type 472 words per minute but it’s all accidental gibberish.”
“I think we need to do some updated x-rays – these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.”
A doctor says to his patient who is holding something in a catcher’s mitt, “Looks like you caught something nasty there.”
As Seen On Cave Walls. The Sabertooth Slicer! Promotional slogans before T.V.
Man on the phone in his office, automated system says, ‘Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three…’
Earvin is having second thoughts about getting a cellular payphone.
A headstone at a cemetery advertises its availability on the vacation booking site Airbnb.
“The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars.”