• E-Pamphlet Writer

    E-Pamphlet Writer

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    An e-pamphlet? Seriously?

    I don’t have the ambition to write an e-book.

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  • Gene Editor Rejection

    Gene Editor Rejection

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Apparently my writing is so bad I’ve been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA.

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  • Joke Writer's Block

    Joke Writer’s Block

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Practical joke writer’s block.

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  • Surreal Strikers

    Surreal Strikers

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    The Surrealist Writers Union goes on strike.

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  • Writer's Block

    Writer’s Block

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Sign at a security gate reads: ‘Actors Dancers and Visual Artists Only’

    Caption: Writer’s Block.

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  • Writer's Block Cure

    Writer’s Block Cure

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “I’ve discovered that the cure for writer’s block is 10% inspiration and 90% deadline.”

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