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  • 361 Day Recovery Period

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “I’d like to request a four day work schedule. I need the other 361 days to recover from this place.”

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  • 401 Que Pasa

    $20.00 – $100.00

    When the company announced that they’re gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like ‘401 que pasa?‘

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  • Back-Stabbing Skank

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Oh, hey, Rhonda, whatcha doin’?

    Learning how to speak your language.

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  • Bar Bouncer Resumes

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Let’s see here … fifteen guys in the hospital … you gave seventeen black eyes, twelve fat lips, five broken bones, thirty-two concussions, and ten bloody noses … impressive, Mr. Simmons, impressive.

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  • Carpal Funnel Syndrome

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Bubba gets Carpal Funnel Syndrome.

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  • Chewing Out

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The boss just chewed me up and spit me out…

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  • Excellence In Certificates

    $20.00 – $100.00

    ‘Certificate of excellence in achieving certificates’ certificate, surrounded by many other certificates hanging on office wall.

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  • Feedback Box Categories

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A worker looks at three feedback boxes, the first is labeled ‘Suggestions,’ the second is labeled ‘Complaints,’ and the third is labeled, ‘Crybaby Whining.’

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  • Mental Spam Folder

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Either I’ve got writer’s block or all my good ideas are going to my mental spam folder.”

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  • Prankster Of The Month

    $20.00 – $100.00

    An upside down picture of the employee of the month is next to a right side up picture of the prankster of the month.

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  • Smoke Break Firing Range

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Is is just me or does the smoke break area keep moving closer to the firing squad range?”

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  • Smooth Career Transition

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I went from being a chef to cooking the books for a shady organization, so it was a pretty smooth career transition.

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  • Trojan Horse Safety Requirements

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it’s a big OSHA fine if we don’t have it.

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