Hermit Crab Affair
$20.00 – $100.00Tell me where the scoundrel is! I know he’s here somewhere!
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Businessman sitting at his desk with desk trays that are labeled ‘In’ and ‘Out’. The Inbox has a new trophy wife, and the outbox has his old wife.
My wife wanted to take a nap and I wanted to go for a walk so we compromised.
Wife surrealistically helps her husband shave: You missed a spot, honey…
I’m going to the restroom – watch my purse. That won’t be necessary, ma’am. That’s our job.
Husband’s shirt: I’m with stupi– um, I mean my beautiful wife
Wife’s shirt: Yeah, you better change that slogan, mister!
Woman holding a sign to her husband that reads: ‘Darling, we really should talk sometime.’
My wife is so thoughtful! She sent a Swiss Army shank for my birthday!
We got into an argument and now she’s giving me the un-silent treatment.