Computer Scientist Epitaph
$20.00 – $100.00Epitaph on cemetery headstone reads: Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist, Booted Up 1928, Crashed 2009.
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Epitaph on cemetery headstone reads: Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist, Booted Up 1928, Crashed 2009.
“Of course I’ve been downloading content illegally over the company network. What did you think was gonna happen when you hired me?”
Some Swiss dairy farmers are attaching monitors to their cows so they can track hormonal data on their smartphones imagine those texts…
Carson tries to do the robot at the club but has a malfunction.
Thank you for using Death Star roadside assistance. Have a nice day…
When I’m finished with you would you like me to update your Facebook status?
It all started out innocently enough allowing Alexa to come into our home, but then she invited her deadbeat boyfriend along, and now we can’t seem to get rid of him.
Technology has helped us get rid of all the administrative red tape – now the mess is all digital.
A man is sitting at a park bench feeding batteries to many drones by his feet.
An e-pamphlet? Seriously?
I don’t have the ambition to write an e-book.
The early version of accidentally hitting ‘Reply All.’
“We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.”
Early discoveries in web development.