• Kick Me Loser

    Kick Me Loser

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    HEH! HEH!  What a loser!  Kick me.  Kick me.

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  • Learning Ventriloquism

    Learning Ventriloquism

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    Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional program.  You are now listening to the lesson number one…  Ventriloquism instructional series.

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  • Mail Bomb School

    Mail Bomb School

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    Jenkins. I just received your latest assignment… it’s A+ work, my boy, A+ work!  Mail bomb correspondence school.

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  • Math Concert

    Math Concert

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    Live in concert tonight:  The Mathematics.  Please form a Y=MX+B.

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  • Metaphor On The Floor

    Metaphor On The Floor

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    Hey!  Metaphor on the floor, mister.  Welcome to creative writing!  Mrs. Denthauer.

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  • Militarized Monitors

    Militarized Monitors

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    Is it just me or are the school hall monitors becoming increasingly militarized?

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  • Negative IQ

    Negative IQ

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    IQ testing center.  Chuckie’s test results came back negative.

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  • New Contacts

    New Contacts

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    Sweetie, why are you so sad?

    Nobody noticed my new contact lenses at school today.

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  • Nude Pajama Day

    Nude Pajama Day

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    This is the third time you’ve called me down here on pajama day, and for the third time I’m here to tell you that this is what my son wears to bed!

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  • Slobber Clean Up Dept.

    Slobber Clean Up Dept.

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    Student falling asleep in library has large slobber puddles under his face. Janitor walks by him with a cart which has a sign on it that reads Library Slobber Clean Up Dept.

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  • Smart Investment

    Smart Investment

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    He’s telling you the truth, he doesn’t have his lunch money today. He invested it in my services.

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  • Thanksgiving Dyslexia

    Thanksgiving Dyslexia

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    Your son William has a rare form of dyslexia…

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  • Trickonometry Class

    Trickonometry Class

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

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