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Aeroapostle
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Biblical apostle walking out of a mall store named ‘Aeroapostle’

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Angel T-Shirt
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
I lived on earth and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

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Blister Pack Data Security
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.

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Bounty Price Scanner
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
An old west sheriff hauls in an outlaw to a bounty price scanner.

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Double Checkout
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
A two-headed man separates his items into two separate orders at a grocery store checkout line.

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Embryo Gap
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Baby Gap store and Embryo Gap store.

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Extended Cab
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It’s the latest trend…

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Hamburger Helper Proctology
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

Before the food retail business Hamburger Helper worked briefly in the medical field.

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Hillbilly Mall Maps
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Hillbilly mall maps.

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Love Directory
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Milfred enjoyed standing in the middle of shopping malls and being a love directory.

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Mind Games
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Man in bookstore sees a brain games book and next to that is a levitating book titled ‘Mind Games.’

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Photo Lab Terrorist
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
You swear up and down you’re not a terrorist, huh? Why don’t you tell us about this plot to blow up some pictures.

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Piranha Sale
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Piranha sale at pet store.

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Price Check
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Man scans item in store for price check. Price check machine says “worthless piece of crap” when he scans item.

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Rewards Card
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Would you be interested in our rewards card?

No way. I don’t want the government tracking my every move!

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Selfie Checkout
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Woman at store checkout with lanes marked ‘self checkout’ and ‘selfie checkout’

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Tattoo Special
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Tattoo shop runs special: buy any tattoo and get a mom tattoo for free.

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Wicker Worker
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Is there something I can help you with, Sir?

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