• Noah, Animal Hoarder

    Noah, Animal Hoarder

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Noah, before you leave we’d like to have a word with you!

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  • OCD Bum

    OCD Bum

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Germ conscious beggars.

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  • OCD Student

    OCD Student

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    This probably isn’t the most suitable punishment for him.  I will not be obsessive compulsive in class.

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  • Out Of Mind

    Out Of Mind

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Two men wearing shirts: ‘Out of body, back in 15 minutes’

    ‘Out of mind, I won’t be back’

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  • Paranoia Therapy Clinic

    Paranoia Therapy Clinic

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    Paranoia Therapy Clinic: They’ll be right out TO GET YOU!

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  • Pixelated Problems

    Pixelated Problems

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A psychiatry patient with a pixelated face laments to his therapist, “People seem to have a hard time getting to know me…”

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  • Procrastinating Patient

    Procrastinating Patient

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    Mr. Swanson, our session ended fifteen minutes ago, will you please leave?…

    I know, just give me a minute!

    Procrastination therapy clinic

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  • Psychiatrist Voices

    Psychiatrist Voices

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    The voice in Myron’s head was a psychiatrist. It didn’t say too much, it would just listen to Myron’s problems and send him a bill every month.

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  • Redundants Anonymous

    Redundants Anonymous

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Hi, my name is Phil and I’m redundant.

    Redundants Anonymous

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  • Sadomasochist Witch Doctor

    Sadomasochist Witch Doctor

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    Sado-Masochist witch doctors.

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  • Schrodinger Cat Video

    Schrodinger Cat Video

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen.  Schrodinger’s cat video.

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  • Sensory Confusion Syndrome

    Sensory Confusion Syndrome

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    Sensory confusion syndrome.

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  • Side Effect Voices

    Side Effect Voices

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    The voices from my prescription side effects say you should consider lowering the dosage.

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  • Sitting Disorder Syndrome

    Sitting Disorder Syndrome

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    Patients in waiting room of sitting disorder clinic don’t know how to sit down in waiting room chairs.

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  • Stranded Anorexics

    Stranded Anorexics

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I’d give anything to refuse a plate of food right now. Stranded anorexics.

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  • Support Group Groupies

    Support Group Groupies

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    Support group groupies

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  • Syntactically Challenged

    Syntactically Challenged

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Store front window writing says ‘Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged.’ Store hours sign hanging in the window says ‘We’re In Open Come.’

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  • The Customer Is Not Always Right

    The Customer Is Not Always Right

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “If the customer is always right, how come you guys keep bringing stuff back?”

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  • Therapist Therapy

    Therapist Therapy

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    Ed was in therapy for believing he was a therapist.

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