Alien Shrink
$20.00 – $100.00It all started one day in the woods. A 1974 AMC Hornet pulled up beside me and abducted me…
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Alliance of Reverse Psychology
$20.00 – $100.00A member of the Reverse Psychology Alliance practices his tactics.
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Autotune Voices
$20.00 – $100.00Heeeeey Phiiiiiiiiiil! Whaaaaaaeeeuuuut’s Up, Home Booooooyy!? The voices in Phil’s head start using autotune.
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Can’t Read the Writing on the Wall
$20.00 – $100.00A cartoon showing a patient laying on the couch at a psychiatrist’s office saying, “I finally see the writing on the wall, but it was written by a doctor so I can’t read it.”
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Castaway Psychiatric Help
$20.00 – $100.00How long have you felt stranded? This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I sent for help.
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Doormat Syndrome Therapy
$20.00 – $100.00A woman with a doormat on her asks her psychiatrist why people walk all over her.
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Double Shrink
$20.00 – $100.00How frequently are you hallucinating, Mr. Jenkins?
Good afternoon, Mr. Jenkins.
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Foreign Accent Voices
$20.00 – $100.00It wasn’t the voices in his head that bothered Stanley so much as it was the thick, foreign accent that he couldn’t understand.
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Hearing Voices of Reason
$20.00 – $100.00“Have you considered the fact that the voices you keep hearing are trying to reason with you?”
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Inner Phone Scroller
$20.00 – $100.00“I did finally get in touch with my inner child but he just kept scrolling on his phone.”
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Internet Addiction Email
$20.00 – $100.00Okay … everything looks good on your contact information … oh, wait! We need your email address!
Internet addiction therapy clinic
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Introduction Addicts
$20.00 – $100.00Hello, my name is Bill and I’ve been– AAAARGH! I did it again!
Introduction addicts anonymous
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