Alien Shrink
$20.00 – $100.00It all started one day in the woods. A 1974 AMC Hornet pulled up beside me and abducted me…
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Alliance of Reverse Psychology
$20.00 – $100.00A member of the Reverse Psychology Alliance practices his tactics.
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Autotune Voices
$20.00 – $100.00Heeeeey Phiiiiiiiiiil! Whaaaaaaeeeuuuut’s Up, Home Booooooyy!? The voices in Phil’s head start using autotune.
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Castaway Psychiatric Help
$20.00 – $100.00How long have you felt stranded? This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I sent for help.
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Doormat Syndrome Therapy
$20.00 – $100.00A woman with a doormat on her asks her psychiatrist why people walk all over her.
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Double Shrink
$20.00 – $100.00How frequently are you hallucinating, Mr. Jenkins?
Good afternoon, Mr. Jenkins.
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Foreign Accent Voices
$20.00 – $100.00It wasn’t the voices in his head that bothered Stanley so much as it was the thick, foreign accent that he couldn’t understand.
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Hearing Voices of Reason
$20.00 – $100.00“Have you considered the fact that the voices you keep hearing are trying to reason with you?”
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Internet Addiction Email
$20.00 – $100.00Okay … everything looks good on your contact information … oh, wait! We need your email address!
Internet addiction therapy clinic
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Introduction Addicts
$20.00 – $100.00Hello, my name is Bill and I’ve been– AAAARGH! I did it again!
Introduction addicts anonymous
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Out Of Mind
$20.00 – $100.00Two men wearing shirts: ‘Out of body, back in 15 minutes’
‘Out of mind, I won’t be back’
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Procrastinating Patient
$20.00 – $100.00Mr. Swanson, our session ended fifteen minutes ago, will you please leave?…
I know, just give me a minute!
Procrastination therapy clinic