• Alien Shrink

    Alien Shrink

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    It all started one day in the woods. A 1974 AMC Hornet pulled up beside me and abducted me…

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  • Alliance of Reverse Psychology

    Alliance of Reverse Psychology

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A member of the Reverse Psychology Alliance practices his tactics.

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  • Anonymous Therapy

    Anonymous Therapy

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    How long have you felt anonymous?

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  • Anthropomorphics Anonymous

    Anthropomorphics Anonymous

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Anthropomorphics Anonymous.

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  • Autotune Voices

    Autotune Voices

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Heeeeey Phiiiiiiiiiil! Whaaaaaaeeeuuuut’s Up, Home Booooooyy!? The voices in Phil’s head start using autotune.

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  • Can't Read the Writing on the Wall

    Can’t Read the Writing on the Wall

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A cartoon showing a patient laying on the couch at a psychiatrist’s office saying, “I finally see the writing on the wall, but it was written by a doctor so I can’t read it.”

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  • Castaway Psychiatric Help

    Castaway Psychiatric Help

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    How long have you felt stranded? This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I sent for help.

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  • Couch Fear

    Couch Fear

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    …And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?

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  • Doormat Syndrome Therapy

    Doormat Syndrome Therapy

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A woman with a doormat on her asks her psychiatrist why people walk all over her.

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  • Double Shrink

    Double Shrink

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    How frequently are you hallucinating, Mr. Jenkins?

    Good afternoon, Mr. Jenkins.

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  • Foreign Accent Voices

    Foreign Accent Voices

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    It wasn’t the voices in his head that bothered Stanley so much as it was the thick, foreign accent that he couldn’t understand.

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  • Hamburger Helper

    Hamburger Helper

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Hamburger in therapy with Hamburger Helper.

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  • Hearing Voices of Reason

    Hearing Voices of Reason

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Have you considered the fact that the voices you keep hearing are trying to reason with you?”

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  • Imaginary Haters

    Imaginary Haters

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    The imaginary people keep telling me that I’m crazy…

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  • Inner Phone Scroller

    Inner Phone Scroller

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “I did finally get in touch with my inner child but he just kept scrolling on his phone.”

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  • Internet Addiction Email

    Internet Addiction Email

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Okay … everything looks good on your contact information … oh, wait! We need your email address!

    Internet addiction therapy clinic

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  • Introduction Addicts

    Introduction Addicts

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    Hello, my name is Bill and I’ve been– AAAARGH! I did it again!

    Introduction addicts anonymous

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  • Life Coach Eject

    Life Coach Eject

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Stanley’s life coach gets a technical and is ejected.

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  • Meta-thoughts

    Meta-thoughts

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Milton thinks about a previous thought.

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  • OCD Bum

    OCD Bum

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Germ conscious beggars.

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