• Aspirations Restraining Order

    Aspirations Restraining Order

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me.

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  • Clown Prison Pie

    Clown Prison Pie

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    There’s no weapon in the pie. The weapon IS the pie.

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  • Hanging Around

    Hanging Around

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    So… been here very long?

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  • Inmate Apparel

    Inmate Apparel

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Woman in department store in between intimate apparel clothing section and inmate apparel clothing section.

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  • Prison Data Projects

    Prison Data Projects

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “For you new prisoners here, the guards will only let us use bar graphs on all of our prison data projects…”

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  • Prison Hashmark Tattoos

    Prison Hashmark Tattoos

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    One prisoner is giving another prisoner tattoos that are hashmarks of the time he’s been in prison.

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  • Smoke Break Firing Range

    Smoke Break Firing Range

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Is is just me or does the smoke break area keep moving closer to the firing squad range?”

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  • Swiss Army Shank

    Swiss Army Shank

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    My wife is so thoughtful! She sent a Swiss Army shank for my birthday!

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  • Tree With Prison Mirror

    Tree With Prison Mirror

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A tree behind iron bars holds out mirror like a prison inmate.

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