Bad Fortune Teller
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00I want my five bucks back, rip-off artist!
Select options
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Showing all 8 results

I want my five bucks back, rip-off artist!

The End Is Not Near.

End of the world magazine. Special 25th anniversary issue!

In about a month you’ll be growing thick black hair. About a month later…

Hipster trend headquarters

Man at desk: “I carefully examine the data for my March Madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors.”
Anita: “I really like the chartreuse-colored team this year!”

Madame Sapphire, mind proofreader.

Hahahahaha! ‘The V-Neck!’ Like THAT fashion trend is ever going to catch on!