• Breaking The Bad News

    Breaking The Bad News

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Well, I don’t know how to break the bad news to you Mr. Jenson, but …

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  • Extra Nipples Side Effects

    Extra Nipples Side Effects

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “I’ve heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn’t worry about that if I were you.”

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  • Floor Reference

    Floor Reference

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    …Well, I don’t see anything about it in physicians’ desk reference. Let’s check physicians’ floor reference.

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  • Hypochondria Health Records

    Hypochondria Health Records

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Sorry I’m late, I had to retrieve your health records.

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  • Politician Truth Yoga

    Politician Truth Yoga

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    No, senator, I’m afraid stretching the truth doesn’t count as yoga.

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  • Voice Mailbox Setup

    Voice Mailbox Setup

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “To help with the constant ringing in your ears, I’m prescribing instructions to set up your voice mailbox.”

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