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Dog Paw Dryer
$20.00 – $100.00
Dog dries off with a restroom hand dryer after peeing on fire hydrant.

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Dog Present
$20.00 – $100.00
Hey, man, your dog left a present for you! Oh no, he went potty in the house again?

No, he left you a present.

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Dog Scooter
$20.00 – $100.00
Dog owner and dog each have their own power scooters.

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Dog Steaks
$20.00 – $100.00
Sorry, sir, but I had to throw all your T-bone steaks to the dogs so they wouldn’t attack me… um… that’ll be $49.71 please…

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Fish Family Trip
$20.00 – $100.00
Dad, are we there yet?

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Fish Hypnotism
$20.00 – $100.00
You’re getting sleepy- very sleeeepy– AAAARGH! I can never get this stupid thing to swing back and forth!

Another failed fish hypnotism.

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Fishbowl Coffee Dad
$20.00 – $100.00
Don’t talk to your dad- he hasn’t had his morning coffee yet!

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Kamikaze Fish
$20.00 – $100.00

Kamikaze fish is pet store crash out of their fish tank.

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Money Shelter
$20.00 – $100.00
Ooooh, Honey, will you get me that one?

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Most Wanted Dogs
$20.00 – $100.00
Post office has dogs featured on wanted posters in the lobby.

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Piranha Sale
$20.00 – $100.00
Piranha sale at pet store.

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Prank Dog Leash
$20.00 – $100.00
Man with a prank dog leash sees a dog with his own prank leash.

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Slipper Breath
$20.00 – $100.00
Dog uses breath freshener after bringing his slippers to his master.

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Slipper Drag
$20.00 – $100.00
Tony’s dog always brought him to his slippers.

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T-Bone Parrot
$20.00 – $100.00
Polly wants a T-bone steak!

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The Chain Gang
$20.00 – $100.00
Man with pierced chain on his face and wallet chain holds a chain leash with a dog that has a chain piercing on his face too.

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Toilet Water On The Brain
$20.00 – $100.00
Your lab work came back positive for toilet water on the brain.

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Treadmill Directory
$20.00 – $100.00
You are here.

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Turd Tablet
$20.00 – $100.00
Things just weren’t the same after switching to the digital version of the newspaper.

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Upside Down Doggie Door
$20.00 – $100.00
Hey, genius, you’re supposed to put the doggie door on the bottom, not the top.

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