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Dog Paw Dryer
$20.00 – $100.00Dog dries off with a restroom hand dryer after peeing on fire hydrant.
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Dog Present
$20.00 – $100.00Hey, man, your dog left a present for you! Oh no, he went potty in the house again?
No, he left you a present.
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Dog Steaks
$20.00 – $100.00Sorry, sir, but I had to throw all your T-bone steaks to the dogs so they wouldn’t attack me… um… that’ll be $49.71 please…
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Fish Hypnotism
$20.00 – $100.00You’re getting sleepy- very sleeeepy– AAAARGH! I can never get this stupid thing to swing back and forth!
Another failed fish hypnotism.
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High Yield Bones
$20.00 – $100.00“I’d like to put my bones in a high yield vehicle instead of just burying them in the yard.”
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Mindful Belly Rubs
$20.00 – $100.00“I’ve been practicing mindfulness. It turns out the key to inner peace is a good belly rub.”
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Pet Camera Protest
$20.00 – $100.00“I don’t think the dogs care much for the pet cameras we just installed!”
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Slipper Breath
$20.00 – $100.00Dog uses breath freshener after bringing his slippers to his master.