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  • Balloon Tone

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Yeah, whatever mom!  Don’t you talk to me in that tone of speech balloon!

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  • Bed Maker

    $20.00 – $100.00

    No breakfast until you’re finished making your bed, Joey.

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  • Canine Kid

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Father is walking his son with a restraining harness and leash while his son pees like a dog on a fire hydrant.

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  • Dad Competition

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The competition was fierce this year.

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  • Deadbeat Highway

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Adopt a highway. This segment sponsored by: Dead-beat dads Assoc.

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  • Digital Family Time

    $20.00 – $100.00

    We’ve been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time.  Everybody log on to the family facebook page.

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  • Doorstep Baby

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Edith, how many times do we need to go over this? You have the baby first, THEN leave it on a doorstep…

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  • Dork Outside

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Kids!  It’s time to come in, it’s getting dark outside!

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  • Energy Swap

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Genie, this isn’t what I meant when I wished I had my kids’ energy…

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  • F Plus

    $20.00 – $100.00

    My teacher gave me an F+ for failing so spectacularly.

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  • Family Funding

    $20.00 – $100.00

    That’s all the money I have in my wallet, so don’t ask for any more!

    You gave me a dead moth and a ball of lint.

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  • Food Inhaler

    $20.00 – $100.00

    James is having another hunger attack! Quickly, give me his food inhaler!

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  • Hair Support

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?

    I used it to buy a neck brace instead.

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  • Heartfelt TED Talk

    $20.00 – $100.00

    … Well, son, I’m really glad we could have this heart-to-heart TED talk.

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  • New Contacts

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Sweetie, why are you so sad?

    Nobody noticed my new contact lenses at school today.

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  • Nude Pajama Day

    $20.00 – $100.00

    This is the third time you’ve called me down here on pajama day, and for the third time I’m here to tell you that this is what my son wears to bed!

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  • Pantomime Parenting

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

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  • Single Parent Stalker

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Who is this? Why do you keep calling me? Is that a baby crying?

    Jack Vinton, single parent stalker.

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  • Smoked Baby On Board

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Baby inhaling second-hand cigarette smoke on board

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  • Squished Baby

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Well, I don’t see anybody … Must be those darn kids ringing the doorbell and running off again!

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