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Disco Fever
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Dr. Elwood prescribes 500mg of dancing for Barry’s disco fever.

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Doctor Handwriting Encryption
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Don’t worry- Your patients’ electronic records will be safe across your network. I’m using an encryption based on doctor handwriting legibility.

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Explosive Data Security
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files.

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Eye Exam Cheats
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Milton cheats on his eye exam.

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Fifth Dentist
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
And so I tell Julie I would never recommend that, but does she listen to me? And how about this horrible restaurant? Bad food, bad service… There’s no way I recommend this place to anybody…

Lenny regrets being friends with the fifth dentist.

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Fist Bump Doctor
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

I’m fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.

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Floor Reference
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
…Well, I don’t see anything about it in physicians’ desk reference. Let’s check physicians’ floor reference.

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Flu Bonanza
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
A doctor says to his patient who has a pig snout, wings, and cow patterns on him, “You’ve managed to catch bird flu, swine flu, and a touch of Mad Cow disease.”

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Fruit of the Loom Drug Test
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
You guys passed your urine exam- The fruit punch came back clean… and delicious!

The Fruit of the Loom guys get drug tested.

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Germaphobia Therapy Clinic
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

Germaphobia Therapy Clinic

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Hamburger Helper Proctology
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

Before the food retail business Hamburger Helper worked briefly in the medical field.

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Hearing Aid Repair
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Number one… Number one… Number one…Number one… Number one… Number one…Number one… Number one… Number one…

Acme Hearing Aid Repair Shop

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Hypochondria Health Records
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Sorry I’m late, I had to retrieve your health records.

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Hypochondria Scan
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Well, we’ve probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special “hypochondria scan.”

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Insomnia Literature
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
I’m going to give you a bunch of literature about insomnia. Start reading it at bedtime and you’ll be asleep in no time.

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Insurance Benefit Friends
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Then I’m gonna take my dirty, hot drug plan and cover you all over with the meds you want… Oh God!!! Friends with insurance benefits.

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Jester Tooth
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Melvin couldn’t afford a crown for his tooth so he got what he could with twenty bucks.

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Lost In The Electronic Shuffle
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Mr. Benton, I’m afraid your electronic health records, got lost in the electronic shuffle.

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Mail-In Brain Surgery
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Neurosurgery online learning university hereby certifies: Dr. Fitzsimmons.

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Medical App Update
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
It’s been telling you to blood-let a pint a day? When’s the last time you updated that medical app?

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