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  • Bar Bouncer Resumes

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Let’s see here … fifteen guys in the hospital … you gave seventeen black eyes, twelve fat lips, five broken bones, thirty-two concussions, and ten bloody noses … impressive, Mr. Simmons, impressive.

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  • Cat Word Skills

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “It says here on your resume that you can type 472 words per minute but it’s all accidental gibberish.”

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